Tired of this

So, just glance over these.
http://o.canada.com/2012/08/15/canada-among-worlds-worst-of-internet-interference/ http://o.canada.com/2012/09/17/canada-has-almost-third-world-access-to-the-internet-netflix-executive/
True, it's true. I've barely used my Internet connection since I moved, fyi. I downloaded two public domain b/w silent movies this week (they were so good!). At top speeds of around 56 kB/s these roughly 700 MB files took around four hours to download each.
OH MY GOD I PAY WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING MONEY FOR THIS AND GET BETTER SPEEDS TETHERING FROM MY PHONE BUT IT'S NOT VERY PRACTICAL BECAUSE MY PHONE OVERHEATS.
Go eat a bag of shit, dear ISP.