BOOM! I'M A ROBOT

When I was a child, I was told I could be anything I wanted.
So, I became a robot.

Of course, that didn't work out very well. Look at those design flaws!
I really wanted to Sailor Jupiter too, but as one could imagine, the combination of terrible robot engineering and magical planet powers didn't meld together at all.

There's nothing heartwarming or sparkly about it, is there?
The cold gears of my heart stopped working, and I don't know why!