I suppose all the hypothetical May flowers ceased to exist

So, April showers bring May flowers? Not really true here in my part of Alberta I suppose.
On my way to work it was a lovely spring evening, but by the time I was ready to go home it looked like December had suddenly come back.
Let's see, the LRT kept stopping... I saw three vehicle collisions... and a bunch of confused people not dressed for this sudden blizzard at all. And one of those sad people was me. Surprise, surprise. But I decided not to lay in the snow and fall asleep, so I'm still alive :) 
Horrible freaky weather patterns, everything is melting now but that means tomorrow there will be ice.
Please, summer, rescue us!