Conversation With Myself

Hello, Chris! How is life?
How is life? How is life? I'll tell ya how it is, how dare you ask such a stupid question.
It's just a formality, you don't have to get so mad. I- I mean we hate people who overreact to things like that and make others upset...don't we?
What? You don't even know yourself?
You're over thinking this.
Well, I am you.
This is getting odd, let's stop now.
No.
We will stop. I'm not talking to you anymore.
Yes, you are.
How to break out of this? Oh, the metaphysical implications are too much to think about!